The dude abides!

Why can’t I be the dude? What makes the dude so special! Why can’t I thrive? Why am I so serious? Why do I think I need to win every race? Why do I think I need to do the right thing every time? Why do I think I need to be acceptable? Why do I think I have to likeable? Why do I think my work has to be perfect? Why do I think I need to graduate fast? Why do I think I need to be loved? Why do I have to be sensible? Why do I think so much? Why do I need to follow routine? Why do I worry so much? Why can’t I just abide like Shiblee abides!